AND I HATE VAZ BECAUSE OF THE MEME ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
I changed some of the numbers up because there was only one 4question,and I think there was only one 7I should have fixed that.
1. Luke Alvarez
2. Dale Thomas
3. Jask Harbinger
4. Tristan Rowan
5. Ynigma
6. Flintlock Clayton
7. Dallas Clayton
8. Daniel Svalinn Rowan
9. Janan Austin
10. RamJak "Jack" Silver
11. Azazel "Gearsy" Arkhart
12. Devin Kask/Jetsam Ender
1. 11 (Gearsy) is writing a book. What's it about? Is it sucessful?
It's probably about
a) Carpentry
a.5) carpentry(the magic kind)
b) Weapon making
c) Why and How you should Stay Away from Religious Fanatics Especially if they are French
I AM NOT SURE WHICH OF THESE WOULD BE MOST SUCCESSFUL
2. 10 (Jack) and 6(Flinty) go on a shopping spree. What do they buy?
Books on gunsmithing, condoms for the SOLE purpose of throwing at people, pants that are not emo-tight or gangster-baggy, ginger candy, edible bras for the sole sake of eating in public to bother people
3. 1 (Luke), 3 (Jask), and 5 (Ynigma) end up being dorm mates in college. What happens?
I SUSPECT THAT THIS HAS ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER ONLY MORELIKE MONASTERY-MATES.AND I BET LUKE WAS A HOLY TERROR, YNIGMA WAS AN UNHOLY TERROR, AND JASK WAS TERRIFIED. THE END.
4. no one wants to see that.
5. Would 2 (Dale) and 6 (Flinty) make a good couple?
THIS IS FORBIDDEN TO EVER HAPPEN EVER THEY WOULD RUIN EVERYONE'S LIVES.
6. 9 (Janan) and 1 (Luke) are deciding on a movie to watch. What do they decide?
... Shanghai Noon.
7. Is 12 (Devin/Jetsam) a virgin?
If you want to get technical Devin is NOT but being a reborn/deadborn/Gravewalk entity and underage Jetsam is. Besides, if anyone slept with Jetsam they are automatically a necrophiliac.
Just sayin'.
8. Suggest a title for a 4 (Tristan)/7 (Dallas) fic.
...
uh.
Probably something dumb, attempting to be romantic/symbolic PROBABLY REFERRINGTO THE SUN ORSOMETHING BLUE ORBOTH.AND PROBABLY ANGSTY.
"Tears From a Blue Sun"
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9. 3 (Jask) was attacked by 10 (Jack), and 8 (Danni) comes to their rescue. What happens?
Danni, Danni, Danni.you probably think you're being a great hero but you'll just trip over something and jack will laugh. Besides, I bet nathan put him up to it in the first place. YOU MUST DEFEAT THE VILLAINY AT IT'S ROOT--
10. How and where would 4 (Tristan) and 12 (Devin) spend their honeymoon?
IN A FROZEN HELL.
11. Christmas! What does 1 (Luke) get for 5 (Ynigma)?
A sense of humor.
How different these twins are ]%
12. 2 (Dale) and 9 (Janan) get together for a duet. What do they sing?
A REALLY WEIRD MASHUP OF EVANESENCE SONGS because halfway through one Janan would start adding the lyrics to another and he'd throw Dale off but Dale would somehow save them by starting another song and then Janan would fail completely HE CAN SING BUT HE SUCKS AT LYRICS and then the grand finale would be Mr. Hurricane by Beast which SOMEHOW both of them have inexplicably memorized perfectly.
13. Who is 6 (Flinty)'s hero?
Himself.
14. 5 (Ynigma) is opening their own store. What do they sell?
Potions and/or proverbial backbones.
hardcore tribal tattoos done the original way with WOAD AND/OR ASH AND A BONE NEEDLE. OOOLD SCHOOOOL--
15. 8 (Danni) wakes up after a night of wild partying, with 4 (Tristan) snoozing next to them and 2 (Dale) already making breakfast. What happens, and what is 2 (Dale) making for breakfast anyway?
...this sounds like a family reunion actually. Considering Danni is Tristan's uncle and Dale looks/has psychological disorders like a member of Rowan Clan
He's cooking potato croquets, by the way.
WAIT HE CAN COOK DAAAAAAMN--